Monday, March 14, 2011

Small Weird Horse


Small Weird Horse

They look like a horse to me. well, actually i dont really know what it is, but i considered this as an alien horse.

kinda lovely things ya... i brought this at 1 Borneo. U can pick 7 different color for only  RM10.

about 2 years ago, i was thinking, what is the easiest and simplest gift that i can give to my friends for the incoming Christmas.

Last year, i am thinking why don't just give them a key chain. so i walk around the city to find some cheap but  meaningful key chain that i can make a  gift.

finally, here it is.. don't know if they will ever appreciate it, but i hope they will.


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Sunday, March 13, 2011

How to think like an Adult



How to Act Like an Adult


  1. 1
    Stay cool in situations. Sure some adults flip out under stress. Don't be one of those people. Try not to stress and worry if something bothers you, but try to deal with it at the same time.



  2. 2
    Do not get into useless arguments with people. Mature debates are OK but try not to exaggerate and underline your viewpoints. If somebody disagrees with you respect their opinion.

  3. 3
    Don't insult people for disagreeing with you. Calling people "Stupid" or insulting their mothers is one of the least adult things you can do.

  4. 4
    Be polite under every circumstance. This should be common knowledge.

  5. 5
    Do not cry when you get yelled at. Just accept responsibility for your actions and rectify the problem.

  6. 6
    Always think about how people would interpret your actions, statements, answers, etc. Ex. Do not do anything childish in the public or even just with your friends.

  7. 7
    Use appropriate language and tone when you're engaging a conversation.



    Tips

    • Try talking with some adults more. Learn how they act and how they talk. Hanging around with mature people can help you become even more mature!
    • Try having friendly debates with friends. This will help make sure you don't lose your cool in an argument you are trying to make.
    • Practice your manners with friends and family, you don't see many mature people belching loudly at the dinner table.
    • Ask your closest friend if you are acting mature. That way, you'll get a honest opinion, and if it's a true friend, he/she won't tell anyone else.

Warnings When trying not to flip out do not bottle up your emotions! This can lead to stress and sadness in the future.Don't act like an adult just because you want to seem cool. Act like an adult when you are ready to act like an adult, which comes naturally. 

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sambung-sambung cerita 20 febuary 2010 TIADA TAJUK


    • Hejaya Joseph
      Sambung2 cerita..... pd ketika ini, ada 3 urg lelaki la kono sdg bejalan2 d siring laut tg lipat kk.. tiba2....
      February 20, 2010 at 7:01am ·  · 
      • You, Evva Ex Cyvera, Eppyie Eleazer Owez Hepy and 2 others like this.
        • Jovie Vie dorg nampak c jya dating ma 1 org smandak... tp smandak 2 mcm dorg kenal........ Sambung.......
          February 20, 2010 at 7:50am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph ‎'C jaya baitu!' blg yg sorg.. 'Gila,sapa sumandk dia tu?? Paris hilton!' Trus durg 3urg nangis ni.. Enta knapa,sedi ka gmbira.. Sa heran btl.. Trus... [via Celcom SMS]
          February 20, 2010 at 7:54am · 
        • Verroll Valerius trus durng pn balik rmh..trus smpai rmh...
          February 20, 2010 at 8:10am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph 
          Durg msh lg nangis. Msh misteri lg ni,knapa durg nangis. Samada sdih ka gmbira.. Tut tut,tut tut.. Henpon c Karim bebunyi,ada sms (kc nma la yg plg tua ni c karim).. 'Ahhh!!' dia teriak ni.. Sbb kn,dlm msg tu bgtau... Jeng3!
          [via Celcom SMS]
          February 20, 2010 at 8:22am · 
        • Verroll Valerius dlm tu msg dia bgtau 'Hai???'dia bilang,sbb itu la dia takajut..truz dtg lgi satu msg dri si....
          February 20, 2010 at 8:50am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph dari c bolintuongon@taganahan... dia ckp, jm 3.30 ptg ni, kita jumpa d gerbang TEMBOK CHINA, tuk kc selesai hal kemarin... ahh??? gila ka?? dr kk p china?? mau tdk mau, kerna hal kemarin bgitu impotant, terpaksa la mo p china ni ptg. skg jm10 pagi ni.. durg onda way da p airpot mo buking d sana... tiba2!!
          February 20, 2010 at 8:57am · 
        • Godfrey Lee Tze Pin tiba2 dorg jmpa naruto tenga belatih teknik jutsu no pak u.. tp dorg kc biar jak sbb urusan penting kn mau p china..tp c kwn yg ketiga tutulagak @ gintak(kc nama dia la..)trus tetido dgn rakusnya..anu dia berdiri ..trus c karim ...
          February 20, 2010 at 9:06am · 
        • Yen Ligadu trus c karim pun heran......aik apasal leh bdiri pula.?bnyk persoalan dlm hati dia.......tp sbb hal pentng dia terus kan juga perjlnan dia mau p tembok china...teruk c........
          February 20, 2010 at 10:10am · 
        • Win Melvin tba2 laki yg 1org tu branak....akakakakaka
          February 20, 2010 at 11:42am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph 
          yg branak tu c bolintuongon... tmbh la c karim heraannn ni... beteriak2 c bolintuongon d dlm kapal... "ahhhh!!! sakkiitt pantat!!"" blg c boling ni.. tebangun la c tutulagak.. dia pn beteriak ni ketakutan... aaahhH!!! mcm nmpk antu.. semua urg dlm kapal panik.. berterjunan semua p laut cina selatan.. pilot pn bunu diri terus... tiba2 kapal dakat sdh tejunam jatuh...
          c karim ni yg separuh2 sdr ni, belari p pandu kapal... misteri blm terjawab.. mcmna c boling tiba2 beranaK??
          February 20, 2010 at 11:51am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph ‎(kurangak ko bin... hahahahaa)..... teruskan
          February 20, 2010 at 11:52am · 
        • Izz Mckenzie ternampak c jaya mandi
          February 20, 2010 at 11:57am · 
        • Win Melvin mandi cara gay kn mc hahaha
          February 20, 2010 at 12:00pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph teriak c karim?? o my goat!! c jaya kaitu?? cek lolok klu btl blg dia... terupung pnya terupung, rupa2 naruto menyamar guna teknik kage bunsun.. rasengan!!!
          February 20, 2010 at 12:04pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph berlaku la pertempuran hebat antara 3sekawan dgn naruto
          February 20, 2010 at 12:05pm · 
        • Verroll Valerius ‎..tpi belum abis lgi..tiba2 dtg si spiderman sama si batman d atas tu kapal...truz si batman bilang "ehheeey!! naruto,klau ko tak trjun..biar sa yg trjun.." truz si....
          February 20, 2010 at 12:59pm · 
        • Nexclos Ligadu ‎...trus si bolintuongon tiba2 ketawa...
          February 20, 2010 at 1:36pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph aaaahhh???!!! tidak blg c bolintuongon... sa hampir2 gila!! apa yg sedang blaku??!!!
          February 20, 2010 at 3:26pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph CAPTER 2.... SAMPAI AIRPORT CHINA
          February 20, 2010 at 3:26pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph 
          karim, bolintuongon sma c tutulagak lumpat terjun dr kapal sblm kapal lending, cz takut imegresen dlm eipot..

          batman ma spidemen masing2 larikan diri.. rupanya durg ni PTI.. teda paspot jg..

          enta dr mana muncul sasuke, kluar tiba2 dr bag bagasi.. belawan ma naruto.. enta apa kjadian durg.. c karim lupa cek..

          oya.. ada sorg anak durg..ni anak ni ada kuasa.. enta nama blm lg dapat... sdg brusaha la durg 3 cari....

          JADI...
          February 20, 2010 at 3:32pm · 
        • ElOise Kuyun nama dia c......genjiiiiii!!!!!hahahaha
          February 20, 2010 at 3:41pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph 
          ooo c genji... oya... genji la nma dia.. c karim btl2 gembira... tp dia tba2 teringat apa tujuan durg p cina... durgg mo p Great wall china cz ada sms dr c bolintuongon@taganahan suru jmpa sana jm 3.30 ni..

          aik?? bkn c bolintuongon ni kwn dia ka?? rupa2nya kwn mkn kwn... aduh... sa pn x phm sdh d??!!!
          February 20, 2010 at 3:44pm · 
        • ElOise Kuyun hahaha...kc tamat la bha ne crita..blh jd komik sdh..hahaha...tp klu jd komik..apa tajuk dia????
          February 20, 2010 at 3:46pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph hhahaa.. blm lg.. kta smbung lg.. br capter 2 ni... kjp iklan lg.. fkr2 lu...
          February 20, 2010 at 3:47pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph ‎... tba2 anak kcil tu, c genji, bertukar ni jd besar....wargg??!! jd makluk asing, jd alien!! c tutulagak kana strok trus sb tekajut beruk.. dia ada sakit jantung, kana heart atack.. skali..
          February 20, 2010 at 3:49pm · 
        • Evva Ex Cyvera tba2 jessica alba muncul dpn dya..trus p tulung dya..
          lps tue kan....
          February 20, 2010 at 3:58pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph Oh my goat!!! jessika laba!! teriak c genji.. genji tau dgn 1 ciuman sj c tutulangak akn sembuh.. cpt2 dia p tampar c jesika.. bepusing2 begulik2 lg c jesika d tanah betaik wogok.. nangisss d c jess.. apa x, tingggii kakah gia ni c genji.. alien kn..
          February 20, 2010 at 4:01pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph HOIIII!!!! teriak suara ni tiba2... sialan ko!! 3sahabat tu bingung da.. skali tgk, mickeal jekson ba muncul tba2 dr lautan... dia teriak si...
          February 20, 2010 at 4:06pm · 
        • Evva Ex Cyvera genjiii....trus c genji tekejut smpai nda sedar dya nokkosirit..hahah..
          February 20, 2010 at 4:46pm · 
        • ElOise Kuyun nasiblaa..c genji ada pakai pampes...haha
          February 20, 2010 at 5:04pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph klu tdk tercemar la lautan biru kita.. c karim trus cpt2 p kc bingkuk lutut c bolintuongon p dapan.. trus jd bentuk L..
          bolintuongon pengsan..
          February 20, 2010 at 5:21pm · 
        • ElOise Kuyun trus c jessica alba p bagi CPR...trus......
          February 20, 2010 at 5:23pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph Kluar muntah ni dr mulut dia. Temakan skit ni c jesika.. Yak! Temuntah jg dia.. Tba2 ada agendan muntah memuntah d siring pntai.. Jilon ma titie smpt lg mbil gmbr ni,tym sunset2..trus mcm pelangi ni d tepi pntai [via Celcom SMS]
          February 20, 2010 at 5:31pm · 
        • Godfrey Lee Tze Pin 
          tiba2 jilon n titie teringat kisah badang..trus dorg p mkn tu munta..trus jadi kuat..dorg pun mau test power kakagia jd dorg p lwn c genjiiii..tp genji kabalan konon ni..kana cucuk parut dia tp tidak jg mati..trus c genji terbang melarikan diri sbb c titie mau cucuk d pantat ni..guna senjata rahsia yg ada pada bdnnya hehe..
          c genji pun p cari c karim sbb p kc bingkuk kaki c bolintuongon..tp inda jg jmpa sbb c karim ada power halimunan ni dia dpt dri c kotigis josep.. rupanya c kimut adala dalang d sebalik kehilangan babi d kg..trus justin timberlek dtg cari jesika alba...kemudian...
          February 20, 2010 at 6:36pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph 
          ‎(hahahaa) kemudian MJ tiba2 menangis ni... please.. jn bwa c jesika... JT ckp, " U r not anole"... betambah2 la nangis c MJ... mengamuk la c jilon ma tity sb bikin panas ni tinguk muka dia mcm gay.. tity kc keluar senjata rasiah dia... sa sula ko!! blg dia.. tba2 c MJ pn kc keluar snjata rasia dia.. ba bepedang ba kita blg tity ni.. trus sana la basah2 lagi di tepi pantai behujan2 yg pelik ni, hahaa.. belarian semua urg yg ada d sana tym tu.. sb hujan dia menghakis ni, mcm asid..

          tdk d sangka2, dtg pla ketigis joseph,terbang ni dr langit.. trusss...
          February 20, 2010 at 6:51pm · 
        • Nexclos Ligadu ‎..trus ketigis joseph kasi barakat diurang...diurang pun ndak lagi begaduh....tiba2 keluar si jaya dari timbunan pasir...trus dia pigi pungut tu air2 yang diurang si titi n MJ kasi keluar dari senjata rahsia diurang...si jaya ingat muntah yg mcm si badang pigi makan,trus dia makan tu air ganjil...trus tu....
          February 20, 2010 at 7:29pm · 
        • Evva Ex Cyvera dya pun gmbira smpai terlompat-lompat sbb dya ingat bsk2 dya akan jd kuat...
          skali dya bgn pagi2 dya terkejut
          SEBAB....
          February 20, 2010 at 10:25pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph bulu dada dia makin tebal ni... adadah... panjang btl ni smpi tepaksa mo kana ikat2 lg ni.. betocang lg kana ikat... belakang dia pn tumbuh mcm tangan ni, dua... arrrhh!!! dia teriak2 kesakitan... kenapa ni?? tym tu c karim, bolintuongon ma c tutulagak tinggl sama2 c jaya d hotel... durg bermalam d hotel.. c jaya tdk ingat apa2 berlaku lepas memakan cecair pelik tu kemarin.. dia tnya la apa berlaku sama durg si genji, MJ, justin, jessika, ketigis, titi dn jilon.. rupa2nya....
          February 20, 2010 at 10:34pm · 
        • Yen Ligadu rupa2 nya smua mimpi..bangun2 ja dia tkencing pula d mulut dia ada muntah..trus dia tkejut beruk sbb....nopoju sobuh....tingu2 d sbela dia c titi sma c jilon b'abis ambil gmr mau tag d facebook...trus kn....
          February 20, 2010 at 10:42pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph 
          dia malu ni... nangiss jak dia 7hari,7mlm,7subuh,7siang,7/11... pd hr ke-7, dia tambah lg 7hari nangiis... jd 2minggu la dia betapa dlm kegelapan...
          dia bercadang mo tukar identiti.. x bgs ni klu urg tau sa yg dlm fb tu.. jd dia tukar la ic, surat beranak, nama dia.. enta pa lg.. dia buat pembedahan plastik la.. trus jadi c nexclos ligadu sdh d kakah dia... hahahaaa
          February 20, 2010 at 10:47pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph CAPTER 3.... IDENTITI BARU... (kah3...)
          February 20, 2010 at 10:48pm · 
        • Nexclos Ligadu ‎....tau2 bila dia tingu muka dia d cermin,muka dia bukan jadi si nexclos ligadu pula...tau tau muka dia jadi macam si evva kuyun....trus tu marah marah lagi dia sbab muka dia ndak jadi macam si nexclos yg ''KIUT'' itu....trus dia pigi....
          February 20, 2010 at 11:31pm · 
        • Nexclos Ligadu ‎...jumpa tu doktor yang bikin pembedahan plastik muka dia...si evva cakap....
          February 20, 2010 at 11:33pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph kenapa ba ko buat muka sa mcm kuda??! sa btl2 sakit ati oow!! doktor tu, rupa dia btl2 mcm c karim yg dlm mimpi dia.. dia terberhenti sejenak... trus c eva yg bermuka kuda tu (hehee..) ckp... mari la berdoa...
          February 20, 2010 at 11:37pm · 
        • Nexclos Ligadu ‎...trus lah diurang berdoa selama 7 ari,7 malam,7 siang,7 pagi,tujuh subuh...pada ari yang ke-7...tiba2...
          February 20, 2010 at 11:39pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph yg dlm mimpi dia sebulan lalu tu, c bolintuongon sma c tutulagak, tumbuh d badan c karim..berteriak2 c karim kesakitan... c eva menangis2 lg ketakutan... aarrrr!! sakiiittt!! c karim teriak... selama 7hari 7mlm 7siang, mcm mo kiamat d sana rumah.. tp c eva bosan sdh tgh c karim teriak2, smpi mkn2 megi lgi tgk c karim... hari ke7 tu, selesai la transfomasi c karim..d badan kiri dia tumbuh c bolintuongon, sblh kanan dia c tutulagak.. kerna nama durg pnjg, c eva pn gelar la durg nama baru.. iaitu c....
          February 20, 2010 at 11:44pm · 
        • Nexclos Ligadu ‎....koput...
          February 21, 2010 at 12:09am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph koput koput bilang c eva... tiba2 dia tmpar ni c koput... budu oo koni.. aik??!! tba2 c eva ingat bosou dia kemarin bila nmpk c koput yg berbadan spt sotong tu.. "ya Bosou" truss dia..
          February 21, 2010 at 12:14am · 
        • Nexclos Ligadu ‎...kasi suap si koput tu bosou....si koput bilang ''wow sadap jg bosou ko ni...bosou apa ni aaaa???''...si evva pun kestau ''yang sebenarnya ni adalah bosou kulit anjing yang berkurap''...trus si koput pun cakap ''patut pun sadap,ni yang sya makin sayang ko ni evva''...dia bilang...trus diurang main suap2 lah tu bosou....trus tu...
          February 21, 2010 at 12:18am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph ‎(hahaaa, kimass) badan durg ni tiba2 betumbuh2 kurap.. yak!! banyak btl kurap ba, tdk dpt d gambarkn dgn kata2... tiba2 hantu THE RING keluar merangkak dari TV ni...
          February 21, 2010 at 12:26am · 
        • Nexclos Ligadu ‎...trus diurang beteriak...tulung2...debilang...teda juga yang mau tulung diurang...trus c evva sama si koput kasi sentuh ujung jari telunjuk diurang dua dua...''bergabunggggg....''...debilang....(nah sepa sdah nama diurang tu)...kc nama diurang si...
          February 21, 2010 at 12:34am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph kurap...
          February 21, 2010 at 12:40am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph begabung la durg, tp kepala belain2.. trus jadi la makluk yg lagi pelik.. 1 badan, tp bekepala 4..
          February 21, 2010 at 12:42am · 
        • Godfrey Lee Tze Pin CHApter 4 1 badan 4 kepala.. c kurap pun rasa sgt hina dgn keadaan dirinya lalu melarikan diri ke semenanjung.. dorg inda ble naik kapal sbb teda ic kn jd dorg pun berenang,, setelah 4malam 4 siang smpai la dorg d kL..lepas tu tiba2 dorg tejumpa c...
          February 21, 2010 at 2:15pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph 
          britney spears... britney ckp... pnya jijik ko ni.. najis2!!! yak!!.. lari ko... c kurap btl2 terasa hina diri dia.. kenapa ba.. kenapa bah!!! blg c kurap ma briteny, klu ko cium sa... sa akn jd normal balik, tlg la kiss sa.. 1 ciuman d hujung lutut pn ok laa... britny ckp, klu sa cium ko, apa ko bagi??? kurap ckp, sa kc free ko.. itu yg ko mau tu kn?? jan ko malu2 ba.. sa tau tu.. trus britney malu la.. trus min mamalu la dia.. tdk lama dia stat la menggatal ma c kurap...c kurap pn siok sj.. ba kiss la cpt,sblm sa hilang minat sma ko.. bru britney mo kiss hujung lutut dia, tba2 meletup2 kulit c kurap yg penuh kurap tu.. masak sdh kurap dia.. yak!! benanah2 lg tu kurap dia.. mengalir2 ni nanah dia d sluru badan.. britney....
          February 21, 2010 at 2:59pm · 
        • Nexclos Ligadu 
          ‎.....si britney temakan lagi sikit tu nanah...tiba2 si britney betukar jadi mangkawot...trus dia betapuk sana daun pisang muda...si kurap pun kecewa bab ndak sempat kiss si britney....trus tu si kurap pun meneruskan perjalanan dia di kl....di kl dia pigi mengemis...tiap2 ari dia dapat 10 ringgit...selama 1 tahun dia kumpul duit 10 ringgit satu ari...tiap2 ari dia pigi cari makan sana tong sampah jak...jimat sikit..ndak payah kluar duit...ujung thn tu dia sdah tekumpul duit 3600 ringgit....dia trus sambung mengemis selama 50 tahun lagi...trus dia jadi kaya...trus tu...
          February 21, 2010 at 11:35pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph dia p la birak.. errr!! karass btl taik dia.. dia paksa2 ni.err!! tdk jg kluar2 taik dia.. las2 gerigitan sdh dia... dia p mbil sumbiling panjang.. truss..
          February 22, 2010 at 12:22am · 
        • Nexclos Ligadu dia kasi kurik2 tu sumbiling sana dubur dia...pastu dia cium lah tu ujung sumbiling (mcm yg si jaya selalu buat)...trus dia kurik lagi...tiba2 c kurap teriak kesakitan...''awwwuuuuuuuuuu''....rupa2 nya tu sumbiling ter......
          February 22, 2010 at 12:25am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph sentuhh bebola ajaib dia.. cpt2 dia pki seluar cz urg len semua betempiaran lari p tinguk sapa yg berteriak kesiokan tu... huhuu,, cerita dasyat.. trus dia lari kn diri d lorong gelap... d sana la dia berjumpa dgn along bukit beruntung...
          February 22, 2010 at 12:34am · 
        • Godfrey Lee Tze Pin muka along tu pun mcm c kurap jg..buruk tp kaya..tp kekayaan dia mau abis uda..c kurap pun menceritakan c along yg dia ada simpanan lebi kurang 300 ribu..trus dorg jd partner yg berjaya lalu terhasil la nama KULONG..gandingan KURAP + ALONG..lepas tu..
          February 22, 2010 at 10:03am · 
        • Nexclos Ligadu diurang pun kasi sentuh tu ujung jari telunjuk diurang...bergabungggggg....trus jadi lah diurang satu...skrang nama dia si kulong....pas tu...
          February 22, 2010 at 7:11pm · 
        • Wei-wei Yaou Chapter 5..KULONG.....lpas diurg bgabung duit diurg pwun btambah jdi 10000000 juta....bleh lahr diurg buka bisness kurap....lpas tue..
          February 23, 2010 at 8:45am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph 
          bermula la cerita kehidupan c Kulong d sini... bisnes kurap dia teramat maju... sapa2 mo beli, zippp... cabut sj dr kulit dia..
          kadang2 dia terasa lapar.. ahh.. senang saja.. cuma ZIPPP.. dn terus memakan kepingan kurap dia tu.. tiap kali menggaru, kulit kering dia berterbangan merata bandar.. punya la marah jacky chan yg ngam2 tu ari yg sdg baring2 makan berger.. berterbangan kurap2 dia yg dia garu tu p berger dia.. eh?? blg jeky can.. dia pn...
          February 23, 2010 at 10:37pm · 
        • Nexclos Ligadu ambil sample kulit tu dan bawa pigi lab....trus dia bikin CSI...cek2 punya cek,rupa2nya si kurap itu adalah sejenis....
          February 24, 2010 at 8:35am · 
        • Godfrey Lee Tze Pin adala sejenis mknn yg sgt sedap sbb tu lar makin digaru makin siok..apa kan daya jaki can pun kc gam itu sample kulit d dadanya..lalu dia pun menyanyi lagu..ang ang ang doremon..trus c tomok p sambung sbb dia juara 1milion kan..dia blg sma c jaki..
          February 24, 2010 at 11:48am · 
        • Qung De E 
          ‎"ko pikir ko punya tampat kaini?" truz si tomok pun sakit ati...
          c tomok p tarik tu sample kulit dari dada c jaki can..."silakek ko tomok! ko pikir nda sakit ka yg ko taik2 tu! mari bha kalau ko barani...! lawan minum kita sapa yg LOGOP!"
          truz c tomok menjawab " macam la sa takut kan...tapi mana bulih sa minum... bukan sa takut aa...tapi sa puasa bha skrg... keep slim bha sa...walaupun badan sa kurus tapi sexy.." truz si jaki can rasa malu dengan badan tagap dia.....
          February 24, 2010 at 2:38pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph 
          jacky pn nangisss ni... "kitai oo ko tomok!.. aaahhhhh..." menangis trus c jaky ni, mcm gay... bikin panas la btul blg c tomok.. dia tampar2 c jaky, bangun la! jn ko nangis lg!! dia terajang2 ni c jaky.. opss, rupa2nya c jaky kn pndi bekum fu.. dia tarik kaki c tomok ni... pukindet ko tomok!! ko ingat ko henssemm katu ko balah tangah tu rambut ko!! dia ampas2 la d aspal jln raya.. menangis ni c tomok.. c jaky kecian la nmpk, sb dia pn bjiwa sentimentel skit ni.. trus durg nangiss la dua2 smbil bepelukan... lama2 tercipta la...
          February 24, 2010 at 6:25pm · 
        • Nexclos Ligadu ‎...tercipta lah anak diurang dua....si tomok termengandung anak si jacky....maka lahir lah anak diurang ...nama dia si....
          February 24, 2010 at 7:20pm · 
        • Qung De E nama dia si JAYMOK.... kihoiiiiiii...... hahahahahaha
          February 24, 2010 at 10:10pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph 
          jaymok!! blg c jaky yg entah bapa ka mama... ko p lu beli gula... sa mo masak kari ni tuk mkn mlm.. ok boss bls jaymok..
          dia p la cari2 d seluru kl cari gula.. tp tdk jumpa ni.. adadah.. matai la ni klu mcm ni, mmg kana tendangan kumfu belalang la mcm ni.. mau x mau.. tepaksa jg c jaymok merayau2 cari gula.. terdesak sdh dia.. cz mo malam sdh.. dia pn belari la pulang.. dlm pjalann dia dpt la idea... dia p pungut taik bangladesh ni yg sana lorong2 gelap... ni pun buli la blg dia..
          dgn gmbira dia bg taik bangladesh tu sama c jaky... c tomok rasa pelik ni.. KEJAP!! blg dia.. gula ka apa ni?? mari sa rasa.. dia gigit la sikit.. selicak tembikai ni.. YAKK!!! blg tomok.. ni gula ka taik bangladesh ni?? gula labaitu blg c jaymok... trus dorg masak jak la cmpur d kari... makan mlm pn bermula...truss...
          February 24, 2010 at 10:26pm · 
        • Qung De E 
          jaymok terpaksA mkn sbb dia d paksa... sapa suh cari hal bilang c tomok... teda guna punya anak...ssh siurang kasi basar ko.. ko kasi kami mkn , mknan bogini.... silakek butul!
          nangis2 c jaymok mkn mlm tu... sungguh dia nda sangka dia terpaksa trima mknan yg sebegini sadap sehingga menjilat jari... suddenly......
          February 24, 2010 at 10:35pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph UUUWEEEKK!!! temuntah ni c jaymok..ahhhh!!! beteriak2 ni c jaky ma tomok tekejut.. tba2 tekeluar la pula manusia dr mulut c jaymok.. aaa!! c KURAP!!! ini la berger yg sa mkn dlu tu blg c jaky... trus c kurap pn selamat keluar ke dunia kembali... dia pn temuntah2 ni.. PUI!!! sapa ba makan taik bangla ni??!! silakak.. bauuu blt ni d dalam usus... mcm taik kanggaro pn ada oo... truss c kurap tenampak c jaymok, jaky ma tomok d sana... dia pn...
          February 24, 2010 at 10:43pm · 
        • Godfrey Lee Tze Pin dia pun tnya d mana dia skrg ni..dorg c jaymok,jaki sma tomok pun bepakat kc tipu2 c kurrap..dgn nada sentimental c tomok berkata..kurap sesungguhnya ko skrg berada di syurga..inda belaka tmpt ini bkn begitu kurap??jadi apa lg bersorak gembira la ko....trus c kurap blg kihooooooii trus dia buka baju dia menampakkan segala kurap yg benanah mau melatup pun ada jg..tiba2 c jaymok p jilat2 tu kurap d bdn c kurap..trus dia..
          February 25, 2010 at 10:24am · 
        • Qung De E 
          ‎(DGN PENUH IMAGINASI NIE SA SKRG..UWEKK)
          c jaymok ckp...ini la 1st time sa rasa nikmatnya kurap yg sebenar....!!!wahhhhhh.... kihooiiiii la juga...!!!
          c jaki sma c tomok betingu nie... c jaki ckp... apa mcm la sa bulih ada anak begini sinting nie.... ini mesti sebab GEN ko la nie tomok..!!!!!! tgk la mpa jadi sma c jaymok!!!!???????????? kemana tumpah kalau bukan di dalam mulut ???? (karam singh walliah sket...) _suddenly c tomok memanas_....
          February 25, 2010 at 10:30am · 
        • Godfrey Lee Tze Pin 
          trus dia pkul c jaki guna silat gayung nga tp c jaki pndai gia kungfu jd kalah d c tomok kena sipak lolou dia..
          trus dri lolou c tomok tiba2 muncul c karim.. c tomok pun mati..tiba2 c stacy dtg menyanyi kenapa bah kenapa bah dia blg..c jaki nmpk c stacy apa lagi trus dia..
          February 25, 2010 at 3:25pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph 
          gairah ni.. apa tdk.. slama ni dia hidup dgn makluk aneh bnama tomok yg lelaki, da la kurus... dia x pnh melihat ke sexsian sebenar seorg perempuan... dia pn buka baju dn menampakkn segala2 nya smpi burung pn naik turun naik turun dgn rakuss...

          c karim pn yg masa tu br terkeluar dr lolou tu, bingung2 ni.. dia tanya la c kurap... D MANA NI??!!! d syurga!! BLG KURAP... trus mcm mo bertobat jak c karim tym tu tlampau gmbira... stacy tkejut melihat jaky.. dia btanya.. apa tu yg naik turun naik turun tu??!!....
          February 25, 2010 at 5:15pm · 
        • Qung De E 
          trus si jaki bilang kanapa bha ko bertanya kanapa bha...? (ada melody yer mcm lagu stacy..) truz c stacy tepuk dahi...
          "mulau sdh kamurang nie..." truz c karim menyampuk nie... "siapa bha ko ini wahai porompuan sexi? sa nda pernah nampak porompuan bogini santik sama sexi..." truz c jaki tiba2 ckp "kihoiiiiii,ini kali la....sa pun nda mau kalah sama ini sumandak sexi nie.. ko pikir ko seja ka yg sexi? lalaki pun bulih bha" truz si jaki dgn bangga manari la tarian c adam lambert (gay dance) tanganga nie c stacy nmpk kehebatan c jaki manari... truz....
          February 25, 2010 at 8:55pm · 
        • Eppyie Eleazer Owez Hepy trUz nda dsNgka2 jaki pun pndai manari ni..hahha...tyme dOrang sMa si stacy berlawan2 kunu menari...terjadi lar pertarungan yg sngat hebat...sMpai ada shuffle anD breakdance,,,berpusing2 dorang di bndar and bnyak urg pi tnGu...tyme durg pusing2 mcm urg gLa..trus terjadi puting yg berbeliung ni...jd lar satu bncana yg sngat dasyat...tp si jaki chan sama stacy bulum lg brhnti menari..TURUS KARN..
          February 25, 2010 at 10:41pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph 
          malaikat keluar dr kurout2 sana blkg durg... siapa yg buat huru hara sini ni?? smpi terabang2 kamiurg tym buat rodblock td.. sapa yg kc jd puting beliung ni??!! marah da malaikat..
          stacy ma jaky pn ketakutan smpai kesirit2 lg mcm dlm gmbr d FB yg urg tebirak dn sgt jijik tu.. taik durg bercampur jagung2 sket.. maka, marah c malaikat tu.. "ada la kana ligod ni karang klu x mengaku" trus jaky pn...
          February 25, 2010 at 11:27pm · 
        • Adeq Normin jaki pun sangat ketakutan smpai dia pun mgalami sakit jantung yg xbrapa sakit... c stacy rasa kosian tingu c jaki, lalu dia pun kaC slamat c jaki.. dia antar sana hospital bhagia... TRuZz kan.....
          February 26, 2010 at 12:03am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph 
          ‎(tomok sdh mati)
          (jacky ma stacy p hospital bahagia)
          ---tinggal c-----
          1. jaymok-anak jaky ma tomok,
          2. kurap- gabungan c evva ma c koput,
          3. karim - watak plg awal.
          4. malaikat
          February 26, 2010 at 12:19am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph CHAPTER 6... PERSIMPANGAN SURGA...
          February 26, 2010 at 12:20am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph ‎..... durg pn d bawa ole malaikat tu ke 1 dimensi gahib.. tempat misteri d antara tpt yg sgt holy dn sgt berdosa.. malaikat tu trus menyoal siasat durg semua, jaymok,kurap dn karim.. "ba!! siapa duluan mo becakap??!" blg malaikat tu.. rupa malaikat tu btl2 mirip muka 1 urg artis yg femos, durg 3 bebisik2.. "mcm muka sapa aa??" las2 c karim teringat.. sb dia kn plg lama hidup dr stat cerita bermula lg... "OO..MCM MUKA C ANU?!!!" blg dia... "SIAPA???!!!" blg kurap ma jaymok...
          February 26, 2010 at 12:27am · 
        • Adeq Normin ‎"OMG!!!! mcm muka selena gomeZ lar pla" kata c kurap ma jaymok... trus drg tepikat larr ngan kekiutan n kcntikan tue mlaikat.... trus rg try2 larr maw p urat tue mlaikat... trus kan tue mlaikat ckap......
          February 26, 2010 at 12:31am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph ‎"sa tampar tu mulut bisu tu!!!" tediam sejenak ni keadaan d sana.. mcm malaikat limpasss..hehe... dgn tba2, pacah kesunyiann,psl c jaymok tekantut.. "PUUUTTTT... PRETTT PET PET PET.... VOOOMMMMBB!!" dasyat ni bunyi dia.. adadah!! blg malaikat.. dia pn...
          February 26, 2010 at 12:36am · 
        • Godfrey Lee Tze Pin dia pun memaki kimaaa sepa yg kantut tu mcm tesirit lg..trus c malaikat ckp sepa yg kantut tu ensem tu..trus c karim mengaku ni..budu punya karim masuk trik c malaikat..trus dia kena umban p neraka teda lagi soal siasat..kotoh blg tu malaikat..c jaymok pla diam smbil tgn kanan memegang busul dia yg ada sirit..trus dia pura2 lap konon d bdn c kurap..tiba2...
          February 26, 2010 at 10:26am · 
        • Eppyie Eleazer Owez Hepy titiba2...dlm tahi c jaYmok tu karn kuAr Giuk yg snGat beSar ckit...tda tAw mCmna giuk bgtu dasyat bley ada dLm perut c jaymok...trus dya p mkan lAr tUew maLaikat..TURUS!!
          February 26, 2010 at 8:02pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph sampai temuntah2 dia makan.. tinggl sayap sj lg dia x temakan cz byk bulu kn.."aik, chicken wings!!" blg c kurap.. durg pn memelugu la sayap ayam bassar mcm kereta kancil.. kanyang la durg mkn, smpi x abis.. ada 3 bakul penuh lg tu lebihan ciken wing.. c kurap simpan la, tuk naaanti masa depan blg dia.. skali.. durg lupa.. msh ada tu giuk bassar taik sana.. tu giuk....
          February 26, 2010 at 11:01pm · 
        • Adeq Normin tue giuk pun tiba2 btukar mcm pokemon... dari giuk btukar p belalang... lpas dia jadi blalang, dia pun pangil larr kuncu2 dia dari sana neraka.. dia blg maw p serang suma manusia2 d dunia sbb drg xpuas ati ngan c mikel jakson... trus rmbongan c belalang pun.,.....
          February 26, 2010 at 11:04pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph bckp dgn c kurap..ko ni kurap.. sdh la hina.. jijik dgn kurap lg.. trus c belalang tecium bau taik yg c jaymok p lap ni d badan c kurap... trus apa lagi.. dia bagi tendangan back kik.. tegulik c kurap.. c jaymok terus panik.. trus kesirit lagi.. tp ni kali dr tu sirit dia keluar tonduyutung.. trusss..
          February 26, 2010 at 11:12pm · 
        • Adeq Normin truss drg pn saaaaangat tekejut ngan raut wajah tenduyutunGz tsebut... muka tue tenduyutungz kan mcm anu nie... mcm.....
          February 26, 2010 at 11:14pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph pilak yg sana kk. nama pn jd pilak trus... pui.. blg tu belelang smua.. ba.. kc mula la blg tu pilak.. cjaymok ckp ma pilak.. "pilak TACKLE!!" trus c pilak pukul ni belakang c belalang.. smpi tecabut buah ginjal dia.. blalang marah.. kwn2 bllg dia ckp " belalang, SONIC BOOM" trus keluar kuasa dr pantat dia timbak c pilak... trus...
          February 26, 2010 at 11:21pm · 
        • Evva Ex Cyvera truss c pilak tebuang..oleh krana trlmpau marah truus jantung dya pun mcm mau malatopz uda..tba2 dya jd incredible hulk..dya c hncr2 jak kunun 2 belalang suma..
          tba2..
          February 27, 2010 at 11:05pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph ‎(HEEHEEE... SA ABIS IDEA DAAA)
          February 28, 2010 at 12:30am · 
        • Godfrey Lee Tze Pin trus c jaya blg dia abis idea..tah apa mau tulis ni..
          March 1, 2010 at 7:10am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph hahaaa... ba.. kc penamat yg ending la... sapa2 plg kretif kc tamatt...
          March 1, 2010 at 12:10pm · 
        • Wei-wei Yaou bha..sa kac tamat......
          March 1, 2010 at 2:25pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph Yg plg smart aa wey [via Celcom SMS]
          March 1, 2010 at 2:27pm · 
        • Wei-wei Yaou 
          tyme2 incredible hulk sdang mengamuk..dtang c superman sama spiderman pgi kac slamat keadaan yg huru-hara.....
          satu bndar sdah mo hncur nie....nsib bek lahr dorang dua kuat....dpat jga kac musnah tue pilak yg pndai btukar jdi incredible hulk........tpi malangnya bndar dorang mo musnah sdah....tnggal kdai c janim sma c bulugu lgi yg blum hancur......oleh sbab dua lgi kdai yg tnggal..mikel jakson pwun brasa sngat sdih.....trus da pwun cpta lgu yg tjuk da.... we are the world......truzzz tmat lahr ksah crita kta yg btajuk????????????kmu kac tjuk lahr...
          March 1, 2010 at 2:40pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph begini jak wey??? hahaaa...
          March 1, 2010 at 3:13pm · 
        • Godfrey Lee Tze Pin inda la siok ending dia..hahaha apa kata...
          March 2, 2010 at 7:09am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph hahahaa... ba d.. ko sambbuuunnnggg lagii..
          March 2, 2010 at 3:59pm · 
        • Evva Ex Cyvera emmmmmmm....(tengah berfkr nie)
          March 2, 2010 at 9:21pm · 
        • Godfrey Lee Tze Pin emmmmm dan trus bepikir lg..
          March 3, 2010 at 6:05am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph sa singgah kejap.... mo fikirr luk apa lagi... err!!
          March 6, 2010 at 11:51pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph 
          belum tamat lg wey... hahaaaa...
          mickel jekson lupa pandang belakang, cz terikut2 filem jgn pandang belakang congkak kn... rupa2nya bila dia tinguk belakang, bukan kedai c bulugu ma janim jak yg tinggal.. ada kapal ufo mendarat ni d puncak gng kinabalu..
          March 6, 2010 at 11:54pm · 
        • Hejaya Joseph 
          trus dia pn mendaki la p gng kinabalu. di puncak, dia jumpa dgn alien tu.. alien tu cakap...
          "kesiannn!!.. pertarungan c karim, bolintuongon, tutulagak, koput, kurap, kulong, jeky can, tomok, jaymok sama semua urg d sini selama ni cuma sia2!!... sebab tinggal ko jak lg mikel jekson.. yg teda kaitan2 dgn pertarungan durg semua... basugg!! bepuluh taun sa tunggu ending durg.. tiba2 ko lg yg hidup, yg tau menangiiisss jak.. cis!!!
          March 7, 2010 at 12:10am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph 
          alien tu sumpah la c mikel jekson tu jd batu.. mcm c tanggang..
          dia masi enda puas ati.. trus dia masuk la kapal dia.. dia cakap ma kwn2 alien dia len, buruk ending dia ni... jom kita kc rewind masa.. durg pn kc rewind masa balik...
          "OK siap boss!!" blg durg.. suda siap, durg pn lari la.. terbang p angkasa.. "PANDAI2 la kamurg hidup!!" 
          March 7, 2010 at 12:11am · 
        • Hejaya Joseph rupa2nya... durg rewind masa pg masa mula2 3 sahabat tu bejalan2 d siring pantai tg lipat kk.. so, bermula la adventure durg 1 kali lagi... yeeaaah!!!

          THE END... kihooiii...
          March 7, 2010 at 12:11am · 
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